What the fuck Gru how do you notice this like they are all basically indentical

    That’s because he truly loves them and knows them

    i love when that other one slaps his head like “nigga tryin steal my love gtfo”


    Gru: Worst Super Villain Ever

    The fuck is a getty & why can’t nobody just say PARTY?! fuck

    (Source: 365daysofjolie)



    What are some cool sex positions

    standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

    (Source: catholicschoolqueen)


    Client: Do you do lemonade?

    Me: Do we do… lemonade?

    Client: Yes, I was told you do that here.

    Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop.

    Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. 

    Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to -  

    Client: Look If you can’t lemonade these papers for me then I’ll go somewhere else!

    Me: Do you mean… laminate?

    1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
    2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
    3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
    4. People are usually never who they say they are.
    5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
    6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
    7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
    8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
    9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
    10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
    11. You are at fault sometimes.
    12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
    13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
    14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
    15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
    16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.

    (via sanderae11)

    (Source: dizzyhemmings)

    You either like me or you don’t. It took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.
    Daniel Franzese (via michaela-margaret)

    (Source: wordsnquotes)

    I let it go. It’s like swimming against the current. It exhausts you. After a while, whoever you are, you just have to let go, and the river brings you home.
    Joanne Harris, Five Quarters of the Orange (via wordsnquotes)

    (Source: wordsnquotes)

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